Lessons learned from working at a bank (or from common sense).

Lesson # 1: If you are trying to cash a stolen check and they tell you the computers are freezing, they are probably calling the cops on you.

Lesson #2: It's probably not a good idea to cash your check from the local prison and a stolen check at the same time.

Lesson #3: Don't steal checks right after you get out of prison. You probably don't want to go straight back to prison.